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Sherlyn | Asscrown ♛ | "Today. Tonight. Tomorrow. Forever." |

I've fallen in love with a certain unkempt bastard with a panty dropping smile.

bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

brendonboydburie:

only 100 in 5 weeks

man her game is weak

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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