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Sherlyn | Asscrown ♛ | "Today. Tonight. Tomorrow. Forever." |

I've fallen in love with a certain unkempt bastard with a panty dropping smile.

EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?
messier51:

nonbinaryanders:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

messier51

woaaaaaah

messier51:

nonbinaryanders:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

messier51

woaaaaaah

hrrys:

"you STILL like one direction?"

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

tardistiles:

ruinedchildhood:

WOULD YOU LIKE AMMM OR FMMMMM

remember when disney was amazing

15 hours ago598,289 plays

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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